[ jesus bursts out of the tomb ] no, nO, NO I’M ALIVE I’M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
So that’s how they look like without the hats. I can die peacefully now.
Why are they naked
THIS IS AWKWARD
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.
It’s pure happiness for both of them
I’m fucking sobbing.
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare
We are working a con, walking the razor’s edge. On one side, gold. On the other side painful, agonizing failure!
"touga can we get some fruit juice in the cafeteria" "WE ARE THE CHICK, THE WORLD IS OUR EGG" "touga please keep your shirt on"
Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom
i’m laughing so hard omfg
pairing you really love
pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
I just wept
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool
How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…